Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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