I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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