it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
