i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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