your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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