i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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