Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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