sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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