he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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