You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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