was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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