matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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