How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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