i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i believe in u and ur pee
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