either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Randomize
