I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
My hand turned me down
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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