At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i now understand why vodka
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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