try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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