Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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