how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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