just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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