return my video game
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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