after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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