he was CRYING into my vagina
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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