Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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