Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
