try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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