Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
