I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Randomize
