She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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