I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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