Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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