just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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