I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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