Pants 0. Shit 1.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
These tits shall not be calmed
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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