glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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Do I have a choice?
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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