I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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