He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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