Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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