I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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