i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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