who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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