I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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