There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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