Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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