all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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