I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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