She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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