Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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