he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She needs sedatives and a leash
There's a naked man in my car right now.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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