You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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