I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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