another moral hangover. fuck.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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