I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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