their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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