'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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