I hate your face
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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