There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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